If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time