Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
