I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away