Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before