The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
