Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
