Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…