It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

I want what you want so I want a cow

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires