Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
