At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…