If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
