The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring