When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
