Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Let there be light blight and hindsight

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white