They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

A being becomes human when you add meaning

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…