We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

A being becomes human when you add meaning

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–