Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs