The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice