A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
