My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste