In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture