You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient