We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune