If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
