You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify