As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose