Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…