We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious