Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
