Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
One thing I could do Was need control
