Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you