In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
