With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade