Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

For a human being Every day starts with a question– What mistake will I learn from to… For as long as I can remember My answer has been

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions