The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us