Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

My ambivalence was born When those I depended on for prot… Wielded protection as a threat Whenever I became a threat Nothing threatens God

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…