In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after