In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
