Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear