In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

A being becomes human when you add meaning

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die