It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure