Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
The mind’s job Is to get to the heart of the matt… And then the heart opens And the matter is settled As our mind is made up:
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
