Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in