When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–
