What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
There Is Always Room For
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
