Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
You keep the peace they get everything else
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
