Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety