It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map