When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible