If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave