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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Haiku

She was so cool that
even her periods were
fashionably late

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Our Fear That AI Will Kill Us Comes From the Truth That We Would Never Die for It, and If It’s as Smart as It’s Cracked Up to Be, Surely It Knows This

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…
It’s Impossible to Share and Impossible to Be Alone but It’s Possible to Do Both and We Crawled Out of the Ocean to Try

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Fear vs Desire

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
Red Sox Nation, I Give You Self-ruination

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Fiber Keeps You Secular

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Oh-oh Here She Comes, She’s an Anteater

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
Postponing the Inevitable

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
Stop in the Name of Love

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
The First and Most Important Step Is Getting the Lie of the Land

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The New Risk Economy

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
A Vampire Is Just Someone Who Isn’t Getting Enough Vitamin Deity

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
“Take That Garbage to St. Elsewhere”

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
The Move to Blockchain Will Provide the Illusion of Anonymity While Blocking All Cash Transactions

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
AI Is an Adverb Because No One Can Remember How We Got Things Done Before AI

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Haiku

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics



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