Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie