You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Motion picture this: You can take it to the bank But you never know Since there could be a run on the… Or you can give it to God

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past