It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it