The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing