I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…