We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
God is the world’s only super-bower
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
