A haiku
100% of success is showing up on time
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
I have an idea: I have no idea
