A haiku
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell