Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled