The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Time is relentless. Are you?
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
I changed My mind By following My heart
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
